October 2013 – Page 3 – Fitness Cartel

When we eat matters

Ask any gym gorilla how they got large, and the first thing they’ll talk about is diet.

Some C-C-Cardio for you. If you don’t hurt after this you’re doing it wrong.

Drink yourself to good health. Literally. Go and make a smoothie like now.

Get those vitamins up yaaaaaaaaa like a sonic beast. I’ve had too much Redbull.

Need to wash your clothes but don’t have a washing machine? Use your new abs. (wat?)

So much brain foods. Make me hungry for real foods. Om nom and read.

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, oh damn now I’m fat. OR AM I?!

Think you brain something? Brain again..

Get the most from your diet with this epic guide.

Delicious? Yes. Cheap? Yes. Easy to buy at 3am when you’re pissed and starving? Yes. Damaging? Also yes. Fast food is actually shit.